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Common Sense

An illiterate Father with his Educated Son went on a Camping trip. They setup their Tent’n Fell asleep.

Some hours later, Father wakes his Son ‘n Asks: Look up to the Sky ‘n Tell me What you See?
Son: I see millions of Stars.
Father: What does that tell you?
Son: Astronomically, It tells that there are Millions of Galaxies ‘n Planets.
Father slaps the son Hard ‘n says: Idiot, Someone has stolen our tent!

E-mail from an Arab Student to his Dad

An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying:

Dear Dad

Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really Like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB, When all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.

Your son, Nasser

The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail From his dad:

My dear loving son

Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.

Love, your Dad