• Six things boys do in exam hall:
  1. Counting No of Girls..
  2. Sighting the Lady Superviser..
  3. Counting How Many Windows & Doors..
  4. Seeing the brand name of the pen..
  5. Feelings for wasting yesterday’s night by not studying..
  6. Think to study well atleast for next exam.
• Six things girls do in exam hall:
  (whether they know or don’t know)
  1. Write
  2. Write
  3. Write
  4. Write
  5. Write
  6. Write

Sardar english ke paper main fail ho gaye,

He did translation:

1. Main aam aadmi nahi hoon   >>>   I am not a mango man
2. Sarda or garma fruit hain  >>>   Colda and hota are fruits
3. Mujhey bhi english ati hai   >>>  English comes to me also
4. Do aur do chaar   >>>   give and give four.
5. Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hai   >>>  I belong to green pur thousanda 

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;

1. Too Many Questions.
2. Difficult to Understand.
3. More Explanation is Needed.
4. Result is always FAIL!

Itni shiddat se maine pass hone ki koshish ki hai…
Ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai…
Agar tum kisi paper mein pass hona chahte ho…
To saari kayanat tumhe usko pass karane me lag jati hai…
Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain…
End tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai – HAPPYS ENDINGS…
Aur agar aisa nahi hota…
Toh exam abhi khatam nahi hua,

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