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Generous Little Customer

A 9 year old boy went to an ICE CREAM parlour..

Waiter: What do you want?
Boy: How much a CONE ICE CREAM costs?
Waiter: 5$

Then the BOY checked his pocket&asked cost of small cone?

Waiter irritated and said 3$.

Boy ordered a small cone, had it, paid bill & left.

When the waiter came to pick the EMPTY PLATE tears rolled down from his eyes.
Do you know why?

The boy had left 2$ as TIP for him…

Ek Punjab Mail dena

Guggi happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.

‘Ek Punjab Mail dena.’ demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket.

‘Ek Punjab Mail dena.’ the second man asked and was handed a ticket.

Then came the turn of Guggi, ‘Ek Punjab female dena!’
‘What do u mean by Punjab female?’ asked the clerk.
‘It is for my wife’ replied Guggi.

Letter to Bill Gates

This letter is from Lucky Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

  1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
  2. There is a button ‘start’ but there is no “stop” button. We request you to check this.
  3. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friends clicked ‘run’ has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to “sit”, so that we can click that by sitting.
  4. One doubt is that any ‘re-scooter’ available in system? As I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.
  5. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ‘find’, but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
  6. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning ‘HEARTS’ (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect your money.
  7. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’, so when you will provide that?
  8. I brought computer, cpu, mouse and keypad lekhin there is only one icon with ‘MY Computer’, remaining ka kya huwa?
  9. Aur ye to kamal hai, windows says ‘MY Pictures’ lekhin there is not even single photo of mine, So when you will keep my photo in that.
  10. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only.

Welcome to Flight…

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude the Captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax… OH, MY GOD!”

Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!” A passenger in Coach yelled, “That’s nothing. You should see the back of mine!”