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Buy One For Me Too

One day a rich famous man went to buy a sport car from a dealership. The price of the car was $80000 and the man had only $79998 to pay.

The sales associate insisted that the price is firm and it has to be $80000.

The man came out of the store and looked around and saw a poor man begging for help. He went toward him and introduced himself and asked if he is kind enough to lend him $2.

The poor man asked the reason. He replied that he is willing to buy a car. The poor man though for a moment and gave the man $4 and said: Please buy one for me too.

Beggars Can Be Choosers

A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs. 10 and that Continues for a year.

Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 7.50.

Well, the beggar thinks, it’s still better than nothing.

A year passes in this way until the man’s daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5.

What’s going on now? the beggar asks his donor. First you give me Rs. 10 every day, then Rs. 7.50 and now only Rs. 5. What’s the problem?

Well, the man says, last year my eldest son went to university, it’s very expensive, so I had to cut costs.

This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further .

And how many children do you have? the beggar asks.

Four, the man replies.

Well, says the Beggar, I hope you don’t plan to educate them all at my expense. 🙂

Cook Book

A wife is complaining to here husband.
She said “I hate the Beggar who came yesterday.”
Husband “Why?”
Wife “I gave him food yesterday and today he gave me a book.”
Husband What Book?
Wife “How to Cook”