Being married for some time the wife began questioning her husband. “I know you’ve been with a lot of women before” she said. “How many were there?”

The husband replied, “Look, I don’t want to upset you, but there were more than a couple of women. Let’s just leave it at that.”

She continued to plead. Finally, her husband gave in. “Let’s see,” he began, “there was one, two, three, four, five, six, you, eight, nine…”