A young successful banker decides to get his first tailor made suit. So he visits the finest tailor in town and gets measured.
A week later he goes in for his first fitting. He puts on the suit and he looks stunning, he feels that in this suit he can really do business. As he is preening himself in front of the mirror, he reaches down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he finds that there are no pockets. He mentions this to the tailor.
“Didn’t you tell me you were a banker?” the tailor asks.
The young man answers, “Yes, I did.”
The tailor says, “Who ever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pockets?”