Archive for November, 2011

Hindi Film Songs & Their Medical Interpretations

Jiya Jale jaan jale, Raat bhar dhuan chale FEVER
Tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi HEART ATTACK
Juda hoke bhi tu mujhme kanhi baaki hai CONSTIPATION
Bidi jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag hai ACIDITY
Tujhme rab dikhta hai yaara main kya karoon CATARACT
Tujhe yaad na meri aayi kisi se ab kya kahna ALZHEIMER
Mann dole mera tann dole VERTIGO
Tip tip barsa paani, paani ne aag lagayee BURNING SENSATION WHILE URINATING
Dil Dhadak Dhadak ke keh raha hai HIGH BP
Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen per nahin padte mere CORN ON FEET
Haay re haay Neend nahin aaye INSOMNIA

Love

Sometimes you have to run away
so you can see who will run after you.

Sometimes you have to talk quieter,
just to see who’s actually listening.

Sometimes you have to take a step back,
just to see who’s still by your side.

Sometimes you make a wrong decision,
just to see who’s there when all falls down.

Sometimes you have to let go the one your love,
just to see if they love you enough to comeback.

Hello means

Do you know that a simple “HELLO” can be a sweet one?

The word HELLO means:
H = How are you?
E = Everything all right?
L = Like to hear from you
L = Love to see you soon!
O = Obviously, I miss you…

so, HELLO!

Comparision

A man will pay Rs. 200 for a Rs. 100 item he needs.
A woman will pay Rs. 100 for a Rs. 200 item she doesn’t need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Maths of Life

Scary but quite true:

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime

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