God made a daylight and is called Sun,
God made a entertainment and is called Fun,
God made a nightlight and is called Moon,
God made You and is called Cartoon.

Wo zindagi hi kya jisme pyar nahi,
Wo pyar hi kya jisme yaden nahi,
Wo yaden he kya jisme tum nahi,
Wo tum hi kya jisme hum nahi.

A woman – complaining to her neighbour that her husband always came late from office, no matter how she tried to stop him.
Neighbour – “Take my advice,” do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o’ clock in the morning, and from my bed, I called out: “Is that you Ram?” and that cured him.
A woman – “cured him! But how?”
Neighbour – “you see, his name is Sham.

• Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (A life sentence!)
• Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over the strings are attached.
• Marriage is love. Love is blind. Marriage is an institution. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
• Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
• Marriage requires a man to prepare 5 types of “RINGS”:
  1. The Engagement Ring
  2. The Wedding Ring
  3. The SuffeRing
  4. The EnduRing
  5. The TortuRing

PAL – Planes Always Late
JAL – Jerk And Land
UL – Usually Late
SQ – Stand in Queue
PIA – Please Inform Allah
AI – Already Informed