Gazab ka nakhra,
Ajeeb ye style hai,
Messagae nahi karte aur kehte ho mere pass mobile hai,
Besharami ki hadd to dekho ye padhkar bhi,
inke chehare pe SMILE hai.
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SMS
Archive for April, 2010
Itni shiddat se maine pass hone ki koshish ki hai…
Ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai…
Agar tum kisi paper mein pass hona chahte ho…
To saari kayanat tumhe usko pass karane me lag jati hai…
Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain…
End tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai – HAPPYS ENDINGS…
Aur agar aisa nahi hota…
Toh exam abhi khatam nahi hua,
SUPPLEMENTARY abhi baaki hai mere dost…
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Examination
Aye Zindgi yun mujhse daga na kar
Main zinda rahun bin uske yeh dua na kar
Jalan hoti hai jab koi dekhta hai use
Aye hawa tu bhi use chua na kar
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Dil Ke Baat, Pyar
Wife: Honey…… What are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour…??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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Husband & Wife
| From | To | Message |
| Boss | Secretary | For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement. |
| Secretary | Husband | For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself. |
| Husband | Secret lover | My wife is going abroad for a week, so let’s spend the week together. |
| Secret lover | Small boy (whom she is giving private tuition) | I have work for a week, so you need not come for class. |
| Small boy | Grand-father | Grandpa, for a week I don’t have class ‘coz my teacher is busy. Let’s spend the week together. |
Grandpa (the 1st boss  ) |
Secretary | This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting. |
| Secretary | Husband | This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip. |
| Husband | Secret lover | We cannot spend this week together; my wife has cancelled her trip. |
| Secret lover | Small boy | This week we will have class as usual. |
| Small boy | Grandfather | Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can’t give you company. |
| Grandfather | Secretary | Don’t worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangements. |