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Grand Parent’s Answering Machine
On September - 2 - 2010
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PJ – Scooter Stand
On August - 25 - 2010
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A guy rides up in a scooter to a theatre and asks another person “Where is the scooter stand?”
The other person replies “Tell me, what is your name?”
“Ramesh”, he answered somewhat puzzled.
“What do your parents do?”
“Why? My mother’s a doctor and my father’s an engineer”
“Are you endowed with property and things like that?”
“Yes”, he said more puzzled now, “We in fact have quite a bit of property back in our village”
“What is your qualification?”
“I’ve done MCA ”
“Look, Mister. You have a good background, both your parents have high qualifications and [...]
Unnecessary advice is injurious to health
On August - 25 - 2010
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Once a Smoker was smoking at the airport………A gentleman came & asked him. How much do you smoke a day?
Smoker: Why are you asking such question?
Gentleman: If you had collected that money instead of smoking, the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours.
Smoker asked that gentleman:- Do you smoke?
Gentleman: No.
Smoker asked: does that plane belong to you?
Gentleman: No.
Smoker: Thanks for your kind advice, but that plane is mine, I’m Vijay Mallya…