Every Time I Breathe Somebody Dies

A lady on a commuter train is reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turns to the man next to her and asks, “Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?”

“Really?” the man says.

“Yes,” she replies.

“Have you tried a good mouthwash?”
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