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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said “I’d like to buy some cyanide”. The pharmacist asked “Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady replied “I need it to poison my husband”. The pharmacist’s eyes got big and […]
Men Can Think Really Fast
An old man owned a pond on his farm, lined with fruit trees. One day he went there with a basket to get fruits. On...