Maintenance Matter
A Husband frantically calls hotel management from his hotel room, “Please come fast I’m having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump out the window of your hotel”.. The manager responded,”Sir that’s a personal matter. Husband: “Idiot, the window won’t open! That’s a maintenance matter !”
Why British wore Red Coats
During a battle between Britain and France, the French captured an English Colonel. They took him to their headquarters, and the French General began to...