Insect in Beer Mug
An insect falls into a mug of beer…
Reactions:
Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out
American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Japanese: Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free
Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer… INTELLIGENT INDIANS
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