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  • CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
  • MARRIAGE: It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s
  • CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
  • CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end
  • SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
  • YAWN: The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths
  • EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes
  • DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
  • OPTIMIST: A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway: “SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”
  • BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
  • POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward
  • DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills with pills and Later with his bills.
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