Diverse Cultures in India
- Scenario 1: Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That’s MUMBAI! - Scenario 2: Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in PUNJAB! - Scenario 3: Two guys are fighting and third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up.
That’s DELHI! - Scenario 4: Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy come along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.
That’s AHMEDABAD! - Scenario 5: Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who’s right.
You are in KOLKATA! - Scenario 6: Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says “don’t fight in front of my place, go some where else and keep fighting.”
That’s KERALA! - Scenario 7: Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.
You are in GOA! - Scenario Last: Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes and shoots both of them…
You are definitely in UTTAR PRADESH!!!
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