About Girls

  • Chemistry of Girls
    • Symbol Miss
    • Atomic Weight Highly Variable
    • Atomic Number 420
  • Physical Properties
    • Boils Very Rapidly
    • Freeze Very Quickly
    • Melts Quickly On Receiving Gifts
  • Chemical Properties
    • Very Active And Highly Reactive
    • Posses Great Affinity For Gold, Silver & Other Costly Items
    • Violent Reactions If Made To Wait & Left Alone
    • Turns Red When Placed Besides Better Looking Specimen of Same Species
  • Other Properties
    • Stained Or Over-stained With Powder, Lipstick & All Other Cosmetics
    • Never Ages Beyond Sweet 16
    • Cries Instantaneously
  • Uses
    • A Fast Medium Of Spreading Top Secrets
    • Best Income Or Pocket Money Reducing Agent
  • Caution
    • Highly Explosive
    • Handle With Care & At Ur Own Risk
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