PJ – Scooter Stand
A guy rides up in a scooter to a theatre and asks another person “Where is the scooter stand?”
The other person replies “Tell me, what is your name?”
“Ramesh”, he answered somewhat puzzled.
“What do your parents do?”
“Why? My mother’s a doctor and my father’s an engineer”
“Are you endowed with property and things like that?”
“Yes”, he said more puzzled now, “We in fact have quite a bit of property back in our village”
“What is your qualification?”
“I’ve done MCA ”
“Look, Mister. You have a good background, both your parents have high qualifications and in fact, you yourself have done MCAÂ Â and yet you don’t know the simple fact that a scooter stand is fixed to the bottom of the scooter.”
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