Interesting definitions
- Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
- Boss:Â Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
- Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a food at the other!
- Classic:Â Books, which people praise, but do not read.
- Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
- Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
- Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
- Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
- Criminal: A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught.
- Dictionary: A place where success comes before work and where divorce comes before marriage.
- Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
- Doctor: A person who kills your ill by pills and kills you by bills.
- Ecstasy:Â A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
- Etc.:Â A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
- Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
- Father: A banker provided by nature.
- Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either.”
- Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
- Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her mater.
- Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!
- Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal!. and a person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
- Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
- Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
- Optimist: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway “SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”
- Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY.
- Philosopher:Â A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death.
- Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
- School: A place where papa pays and Son plays.
- Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
- Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power.
- Yawn:Â The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
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