Hearing From Our Lawyer
The fence between Heaven and Hell broke. St. Peter was sent to talk to Lucifer about who’s going to fix the fence. No agreement was reach and St. Peter said, “You will be hearing from our lawyer!” To that, Lucifer replied, “Where are you going to get one?”
Racehorse
A man decides that he is a Racehorse, so his wife puts him in the nuthouse. A few weeks later the doctor at the asylum...
Just Admit It
A little boy just would not learn. One day his history teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence. He didn't know. For almost...