I’ve Lost My Wife

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” “Why?” she asked. “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere.”

Automatic Mister

The new neighborhood supermarket has an automatic water mister to Keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant...