Peanuts in the Pond
Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. Judge: What were you doing? 1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond. Judge: And what were you doing? 2nd man: I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too. Judge: Sounds harmless. And you, were you […]
First Tailor Made Suit
A young successful banker decides to get his first tailor made suit. So he visits the finest tailor in town and gets measured. A week...
Man on A Desert Island
A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wet suit. Man: "Hi!...
Lawyer and Bible
A lawyer, laying on his death bed in his bedroom, called to his wife and told her to run and get the Bible as soon...