Wish To Live Forever

A man is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and grants him one wish.

The man thinks for a moment then says “I want to live forever!” “Sorry,” said the genie “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life.”

The man thinks for a moment then says “OK then, I want to die after the Government balances the budget and eliminates the debt.”

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