A man is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and grants him one wish. The man thinks for a moment then says “I want to live forever!” “Sorry,” said the genie “I’m not […]

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still...