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Funny Faces

A Kindergarten student was sitting at his desk making funny faces at anyone that would watch.
The teacher came by and saw what he was doing and said calmly, “Billy you had better stop doing that, your face might stick that way.”
Billy stared back just as calmly and said in reply, “I guess you learned the hard way.”

Teacher and Student

MADAM to KG Boy: Kaha h apki copy…. Kaha h pen ?
Boy: Jbse tumhe dekha Kya copy or kya Pen … Tere Mst-Mst 2 NaiN Mere dil ka le gye chain Gayb h Copy or Kho Gya pen

A Student’s Sorrow

When I die,:(

place my chemistry book on my right hand,

Physics on my left hand,

Maths on my head….,

And Bio on my toes….,

tell my teachers not to CRY…..

Because they are the ones who made me to DIE…

Measuring Skills

An Engineer, a Mathematician, and a Physicist were standing around the college flag pole when an English professor happened by. ‘What are you doing?’ he asked.

‘We need to know the height of the flag pole,’ explained the engineer, ‘and we’re discussing the various formulas we might use to calculate it.’

Student, the English professor proceeded to pull the pole from its fitting, laid it on the ground, borrowed a tape measure, and announced, ‘Twenty-four feet exactly.’ He put the pole back where it had been and walked away.

‘English professor!’ sneered the Mathematician. ‘We ask him for the height and he gives us the length.’

Smart Student

A female teacher,was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade.

The boy said ‘M’am, I should b in 4th grade, I’m smarter than my sis & she’s in the 4th grade’.

The M’am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took the boy 2 the Principal’s office.

She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know.

Principal: What’s 3+3?
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Boy: 12   & so on..

The Principal asked the boy many questions & the boy got them right.
The Principal then asked M’am 2 send the boy  2  4th grade.

M’am decided 2 ask some more questions & the Principal agreed.

M’am: What does a cow have 4 of, that ‘ve only 2 of?

Boy: Legs

M’am: What’s in ur pants that u have but I dont have?

Boy: Pockets

M’am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut

M’am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?

The principal’s eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.

Boy: Bubble Gum

M’am: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I?

Boy: Tent

The principal was looking restless

M’am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when u’re bored. The best man always has me isn’t what am I?

Boy: Wedding Ring