Scary but quite true:

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime

A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch break when they come upon an old brass lamp. They pick it up and dust it off.

Poof — out pops a genie.”Thank you for releasing me from my lamp-prison. I can grant you 3 wishes. Since there are 3 of you I will grant one wish to each of you.”

The hardware engineer thinks a moment and says, “I”d like to be sailing a yacht across the Pacific, racing before the wind, with an all-girl crew.”

“It is done”, said the Genie, and poof, the hardware engineer disappears.

The software engineer thinks a moment and says, “I”d like to be riding my Harley with a gang of beautiful women throughout the American Southwest.”

“It is done”, said the Genie, and poof, the software engineer disappears.

The program manager looks at where the other two had been standing and rubs his chin in thought. Then he tells the Genie, “I”d like those two back in the office after lunch.”

“I have to have a raise”, the man said to his boss.

” There are three other companies after me.” “Is that so ?” asked the boss. “What other companies are after you ?”

“The electric company, the telephone company and the cooking gas company” said the man.

All those who need to promoted, send this to your BOSS for promotion right now.

Hi Boss,

People who do lots of work…
make lots of mistakes.

People who do less work…
make less mistakes.

People who do not work…
make no mistakes.

People who make no mistakes…
get promoted.

That’s why I spend most of my time
sending e-mails & playing games at work.
I need a promotion.

Yours…