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My First Time

It was my first time ever
And I’ll never forget
I’d do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn’t know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came..
At last it’s finished
It’s all over now

My first time ever

At milking a cow…

Eh..eh eh..

If you do not know the answer…

There was this tiger that woke up one morning and just felt great. He felt
so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at him, “WHO IS
THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?”
And the poor quaking little monkey replied, “You are of course, no one is
mightier than you.”

A little while later the tiger confronted a deer, and bellowed out, “WHO IS
THE GREATEST AND STRONGEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?”
The deer shook so hard it could barely speak, but managed to stammer, “Oh
great tiger, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle.”

The tiger, being on a roll, swaggered up to an elephant who was quietly
munching on some weeds, and roared at the top of his voice: “WHO IS THE
MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE JUNGLE?”

Well, the elephant grabbed the tiger with his trunk, picked him up, slammed
him down; picked him up again, and shook him until the tiger was just a blur
of orange and black and finally threw him violently into a nearby tree.

The tiger staggered to his feet and looked at the elephant and said, “Man,
just because you don’t know the answer, you don’t have to get so mad.”