Lawyer and Bible

A lawyer, laying on his death bed in his bedroom, called to his wife and told her to run and get the Bible as soon as possible. Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea, so she ran and got it.

As soon as she returned with the Bible, the lawyer snatched it from her and began quickly scanning pages, his eyes darting left and right. Curious, his wife asked, “What are you doing, honey?”

“I’m looking for loopholes!” he shouted.

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