1. I haven’t touched that module in weeks!
2. It must be a hardware problem.
3. Somebody must have changed my code.
4. Did you check for a virus on your system?
5. You must have the wrong version.
6. That’s weird…
7. There must be something wrong with your data.
8. It’s never done that before.
9. It worked yesterday
10. It works on my machine.

1. I don’t have the time.
2. It’s not my job.
3. I’m no good at office politics.
4. Nothing ever changes around here.
5. I won’t have any time left for my family
6. I’ve never done anything like this before.
7. If I succeed, too much will be expected of me.
8. I won’t be able to get enough resources.
9. My boss will get all the credit.
10. They don’t pay me enough to take on this kind of project.

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words ‘complete’ and ‘finished’ in a way that’s so easy to understand:

Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED.. but there is:

When you marry the right one, you are: COMPLETE….

And when you marry the wrong one, you are: FINISHED…..

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are… COMPLETELY FINISHED .

Soldier: Sir we are surrounded from all sides by enemies.
Major: Excellent! we can attack in any direction.

Every one knows about Alexander Graham Bell who invented the Telephone, but he never made a call to his family. Because, his wife and daughter were deaf. That’s Life “Live for Others” .

The worst in Life is “Attachment” it hurts when you lose it. The best thing in Life is “Loneliness” because it teaches you everything and, when you lose it, you get everything.

Life is not about the people who act true to your face… it’s about the people who remain true behind your back .

If an egg is broken by an outside force… a life ends. If an egg breaks from within… life begins. Great things always begin from within.

It’s better to lose your ego to the one you Love than to lose the one you Love… because of ego.

A relationship doesn’t shine by just shaking hands at the best of times, but it blossoms by holding firmly in critical situations.

Heated Gold becomes ornaments, beated copper becomes wires, depleted stone becomes statue. So, the more pain you get in your life the more valuable you become.

When you trust someone, trust him completely without any doubt… at the end you would get one of the two: either a lesson for your life or a very good person.

This is without a doubt one of the nicest forwards I have received. Hope you all love it! and There’s some mighty fine advice in these words

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, ‘I love you,’ mean it.

FIVE. When you say, ‘I’m sorry,’ look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone’s dreams. People who don’t have dreams don’t have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it’s the only way to live life completely.

TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don’t judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don’t want to answer, smile and ask, ‘Why do you want to know?’

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say ‘bless you’ when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R’s: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice

TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.