Once, a Hindu, a Sardar and an American were travelling in an aeroplane. Suddenly, something went wrong and the engines stalled. They had no parachutes with them. So all the three of them decided to risk their lives and jump out of their planes.

First, the Sardar jumped out. He removed his turban, used it as a parachute and jumped. Using the turban he slowly floated down.

Then the Hindu removed his dhoti and jumped out. Again his dhoti acted as a parachute and he also floated down gently.

Seeing this, the American removed his shirt and pant and jumped out. Unfortunately, they did not do well as a parachute and he began to fall rapidly from the plane to the ground.

He passed by the Hindu who said – ” May Bhagwan help you”.

Then he passed the Sardar. The Sardar looked at the American zooming past him and was puzzled. So he said – “I see! You want a race! Let us see who is faster” Saying so, he let go of his turban.

A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, “I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I’ve ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!”

The librarian replied, “Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book.”

One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor building when a man came running in to his office and shouted “Santa Singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident” Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window.

While coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn’t have a daughter named Preeto.

When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.

When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh.

Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.

A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died.

A month later he was back at t he dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. ‘But I think I know where I’m going wrong,’ said Santa, ‘I think I’m planting them too deep.’

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him; kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.

Sardarji replies: Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata”