Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman.

The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.

They weren’t able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.

She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, … …

all the men started clapping their hands…

Once a man went to a Veterinary (Animal) Doctor and said: Doctor I came on vacation so that I can get treatment.

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic.

Man: No, I am coming to you. You should not have any problem treating me.

Doctor: But, I am a Veterinary Doctor.  I am an animal specialist.

Man: I know, but I want you to treat me.

Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me and think like me which means You are a human, not an animal.

Man: I know I am same and I am a human but the problem is I get up in the morning like a horse, I go to work like a deer, I work all day like a donkey, I wag my tail in front of my manager like a dog, I come home very late & then play with my children like a monkey, I am like a rabbit in front of my wife.

Doctor asked: Do you work in a IT company ?

Man: Yes.

Doctor yelled: Come dear, no body will treat you better than me.

All those who need to promoted, send this to your BOSS for promotion right now.

Hi Boss,

People who do lots of work…
make lots of mistakes.

People who do less work…
make less mistakes.

People who do not work…
make no mistakes.

People who make no mistakes…
get promoted.

That’s why I spend most of my time
sending e-mails & playing games at work.
I need a promotion.

Yours…

We need friends for many reasons,
all throughout the four seasons (Winter, Spring, Summer, Fall).

We need friends to comfort us when we are sad,
and to have fun with us when we are glad.

We need friends to give us good advice.
We need someone we can count on to treat us nice.

We need friends because we are social in nature
and having friends makes us feel secure.

We need friends to remember us once we have passed
sharing memories that will always last.

That’s why I need You!

Friendship doesn’t need everybody conversation,
Doesn’t always need togetherness.

As long as the relationship is kept in the heart,
True Friends never go apart.

A pessimist sees the difficulty
in every opportunity;

an optimist sees the opportunity
in every difficulty.